Scat! Scram! As fast as you can!
Split the scene, you nasty fiend!
You know what you did, just as well as I--
Can spot a lie in your wandering eye!
I caughtcha stealin’ cookies from my best friend’s jar
Makes you really wonder who your real friends are
Here’s your jacket, I’ll brush off the crumbs
Here’s your dumb hat! So
Scat! Rat! I’m counting to ’fore--
I’ll show you the door
It’s time to
Scat! Scram! Get outta my sight!
Don’t you take another bite!
We all love to eat those forbidden sweets
Although we know that they’re bad for our teeth
But cookies are a joy to a hungry boy
Guess you really had an urge for Chip’s Ahoy
Mine are better, I baked them myself
Said you liked them best, oh
Scat! Sprint! Be “Gone with the Wind”
You’re out with the cat
(It’s) high time to Scat!
scat solos--improvised lyrics
(spoken: your fifteen bars of fame…are up!)
Scat! Scoot! You’re gettin’ the boot!
That’s the deal when you’re a heel
Time won’t erase the disgrace on your face
Too bad, you cad, couldya…pass me the Mace?
Said I caughtcha stealin’ cookies from my best friend’s jar
Now I really hafta wonder who my real friends are
Best of riddance, I’m rid of your rot
Kid, I kid you not, so
Scat! Scram! This scandal’s a sham
Philandering man
Go Scat while you can!
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